BELAIR, California
My fellow Belairians, I would just like to briefly announce my full on retirement from Belairing. Many people have heard my story of how I became the prince of this town. One person even heard about the chilling tale that took place while I was shooting b-ball outside of my school. Those two guys were apprehended, however, I still feel uncomfortable in West Philadelphia. Which, as you know, is where I was born and raised.
As I sit on my throne, I regret only one thing. That my license plate does not say "FRESH". Which is why I would like to announce that I will only be travelling by cab from now on. I would like to formally apologize to the cabby for those harsh words I said to him that fateful afternoon, when I told him I would smell him later. Good sir, I would like to smell you for as long as I live in Belair.
In conclusion, I thank all of those who heard my story, you guys all got belaired pretty bad. And special thanks for Sam, because without his belairing, I would have never been where I am today.
On behalf of everyone in my kingdom, especially King Uncle Phil, and the Jeffs...DJ and Geoffrey...hell, even Carlton...thank you, and God bless Belair.
-Matt the Pirate, Fresh Prince of Belair
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Who sucks more?
THIS GLOSSARY IS AWESOME
- A
- Awesome - everything on here is awesome, many other things are awesome, everything else sucks
- B
- Beast Mode - a spiritual and transcendental state of being, where you start to dominate at levels that cannot be recorded or even predicted. Things that may occur during Beast Mode include: death, destruction, total domination, logs found on top of fax machines, and much much more.
- Blankday - when Blurnsday started to suck (and boy does it ever suck) it was renamed to Blankday. This is getting ridiculous. Anyways, it's probably going to get renamed into something equally as retarded next week. Stay tuned.
- Blurnsday - formerly known as Tuesday, invented by Skippy and named by Archie to deny the existence of Tuesday
- C
- Celular - the name of our most awesome #1 fan.
- D
- Domination - one of the highest forms of winning
- F
- Final Jeopardy - when it's time not to give an answer, but ask the question...used often at 7:54pm on weeknights; sometimes closely related to laughing parties
- H
- Hippies - lamest form of life ever
- L
- Laughing party - Event that takes place when a ninja or pirate dude has an excellent, uh, sense of humor
- N
- Ninja- n., pl. ninja or -jas. A member of a class of 14th-century Japanese mercenary agents who were trained in the martial arts and hired for covert operations such as assassination and sabotage. They are known for their stealthiness and ability to flip out and kill people... besides that, they totally rock out hard, ripping guitar solos so sweet that it causes mass crapping of the pants. Their common enemy is the pirate.
- T
- Tuesday - something that sucks
- Us...a couple of complete morons with computers. otherwise known as a terrible combination.
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