Now I told this person yesterday that I had a story to tell. The person remembered, asked me about it, and then got the baddest belairing I've dished out to date:
M: hahaha
what was your story yesterday?
i wasn't really at my desk all afternoon
me: did C tell you about it, i told her
M: no
me: well let me tell you the story about yesterday
M: ok
me: my life literally got flipped
turned upside down
Sent at 11:19 AM on Friday
M: what happened?
Sent at 11:22 AM on Friday
me: id like to take a minute, sit right there
M: ok
me: I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Belair
Sent at 11:27 AM on Friday
M: HAHAHA
me: You just got belaired
Sent at 11:30 AM on Friday
M: hahahahahahha
me: How does it feel
M's new status message - Matt: You just got belaired 11:32 AM
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Who sucks more?
THIS GLOSSARY IS AWESOME
- A
- Awesome - everything on here is awesome, many other things are awesome, everything else sucks
- B
- Beast Mode - a spiritual and transcendental state of being, where you start to dominate at levels that cannot be recorded or even predicted. Things that may occur during Beast Mode include: death, destruction, total domination, logs found on top of fax machines, and much much more.
- Blankday - when Blurnsday started to suck (and boy does it ever suck) it was renamed to Blankday. This is getting ridiculous. Anyways, it's probably going to get renamed into something equally as retarded next week. Stay tuned.
- Blurnsday - formerly known as Tuesday, invented by Skippy and named by Archie to deny the existence of Tuesday
- C
- Celular - the name of our most awesome #1 fan.
- D
- Domination - one of the highest forms of winning
- F
- Final Jeopardy - when it's time not to give an answer, but ask the question...used often at 7:54pm on weeknights; sometimes closely related to laughing parties
- H
- Hippies - lamest form of life ever
- L
- Laughing party - Event that takes place when a ninja or pirate dude has an excellent, uh, sense of humor
- N
- Ninja- n., pl. ninja or -jas. A member of a class of 14th-century Japanese mercenary agents who were trained in the martial arts and hired for covert operations such as assassination and sabotage. They are known for their stealthiness and ability to flip out and kill people... besides that, they totally rock out hard, ripping guitar solos so sweet that it causes mass crapping of the pants. Their common enemy is the pirate.
- T
- Tuesday - something that sucks
- Us...a couple of complete morons with computers. otherwise known as a terrible combination.
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