Check it. This is a list of the 26 most awesome things of all time, on the planet. If you care to argue with me about it, you're wrong. You also suck. And you might be expecting a roundhouse kick to the dome shortly, accompanied by a log laid on either your fax machine or car.... or both. Anyways, here is the list.
1. This site
2. Ninjas
3. Not being a Pirate, Hippie or Redneck
4. Diet Mountain Dew
5. Chrysler LeBaron's
6. Domination
7. Extra large slurpies from 711
8. Dome crushing roundhouse kicks
9. Flipping out and killing stuff
10. Wombats
11. Chuck Norris
12. Sick 3 hour long guitar solo's
13. Watching Brett Favre get sacked and in the process losing control of his bowels.
14. Keystone Light
15. Disappearing in mid air
16. Knives
17. Throwing stars
18. Katana Blades
19. Smoke Bombs
20. Underground death match cage fights
21. Flips and summersaults
22. Flipping out and killing stuff
23. The smash hit "Rock Steady" by the Whispers (gets me into such a raging dominance)
24. Jessica Biel
25. BEAST MODE
26. The last two combined
Next, we will visit the 26 things that..... SUCK. Stay tuned.
-NM
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
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Who sucks more?
THIS GLOSSARY IS AWESOME
- A
- Awesome - everything on here is awesome, many other things are awesome, everything else sucks
- B
- Beast Mode - a spiritual and transcendental state of being, where you start to dominate at levels that cannot be recorded or even predicted. Things that may occur during Beast Mode include: death, destruction, total domination, logs found on top of fax machines, and much much more.
- Blankday - when Blurnsday started to suck (and boy does it ever suck) it was renamed to Blankday. This is getting ridiculous. Anyways, it's probably going to get renamed into something equally as retarded next week. Stay tuned.
- Blurnsday - formerly known as Tuesday, invented by Skippy and named by Archie to deny the existence of Tuesday
- C
- Celular - the name of our most awesome #1 fan.
- D
- Domination - one of the highest forms of winning
- F
- Final Jeopardy - when it's time not to give an answer, but ask the question...used often at 7:54pm on weeknights; sometimes closely related to laughing parties
- H
- Hippies - lamest form of life ever
- L
- Laughing party - Event that takes place when a ninja or pirate dude has an excellent, uh, sense of humor
- N
- Ninja- n., pl. ninja or -jas. A member of a class of 14th-century Japanese mercenary agents who were trained in the martial arts and hired for covert operations such as assassination and sabotage. They are known for their stealthiness and ability to flip out and kill people... besides that, they totally rock out hard, ripping guitar solos so sweet that it causes mass crapping of the pants. Their common enemy is the pirate.
- T
- Tuesday - something that sucks
- Us...a couple of complete morons with computers. otherwise known as a terrible combination.
3 comments:
HaHa...I disagree with some of those!
What about kicking a pirate ass adn then killing them thats awesome.
Those of you who remain anonymous are cowards. Challenge me in the fire circle. Love, Matt the Pirate
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