The handsome and awesome dudes that make up the nastiest 2 man faction of ninja and pirate have been challenged to our first DEATH FIGHT. This is frickin ridiculous because everybody in the planet and galaxy knows that no one can stop a ninja and a pirate teamed up. In fact, ninjas and pirates teaming up is deep down the wishes of Chuck Norris and Jesus. Which is why I need you guys to all believe me when I say, we are going to blow up so many more ice cream trucks with our roundhouse kicks, seriously get down with and F so many more mermaids, climb up to mountains of pure energy and then when we plug our guitars into those mountains we turn them into amps which after rocking out solos makes highly intense sound waves that travel through the world including Texas and Cuba to make all the underwear fall off the ladies except for the old ones it makes theirs stay on forever.
So please follow us on Twitter, we are named "200percent" there and follow the "hash tag" of #deathfight. I am so sure that hippies will follow anything called a hash tag, so see you smelly clowns there too. Blondbeard out! LETS GET IT ON!!
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Who sucks more?
THIS GLOSSARY IS AWESOME
- A
- Awesome - everything on here is awesome, many other things are awesome, everything else sucks
- B
- Beast Mode - a spiritual and transcendental state of being, where you start to dominate at levels that cannot be recorded or even predicted. Things that may occur during Beast Mode include: death, destruction, total domination, logs found on top of fax machines, and much much more.
- Blankday - when Blurnsday started to suck (and boy does it ever suck) it was renamed to Blankday. This is getting ridiculous. Anyways, it's probably going to get renamed into something equally as retarded next week. Stay tuned.
- Blurnsday - formerly known as Tuesday, invented by Skippy and named by Archie to deny the existence of Tuesday
- C
- Celular - the name of our most awesome #1 fan.
- D
- Domination - one of the highest forms of winning
- F
- Final Jeopardy - when it's time not to give an answer, but ask the question...used often at 7:54pm on weeknights; sometimes closely related to laughing parties
- H
- Hippies - lamest form of life ever
- L
- Laughing party - Event that takes place when a ninja or pirate dude has an excellent, uh, sense of humor
- N
- Ninja- n., pl. ninja or -jas. A member of a class of 14th-century Japanese mercenary agents who were trained in the martial arts and hired for covert operations such as assassination and sabotage. They are known for their stealthiness and ability to flip out and kill people... besides that, they totally rock out hard, ripping guitar solos so sweet that it causes mass crapping of the pants. Their common enemy is the pirate.
- T
- Tuesday - something that sucks
- Us...a couple of complete morons with computers. otherwise known as a terrible combination.
2 comments:
It reminds me of a picture I saw once.
Oh yeah!
Awesome picture
The winner was us. You suck, whatever your name was.
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