Monday, December 10, 2007

Welcome to 200% Awesome, Again (More Ninja and Pirate Excellence)

There has been a delay in our posts lately due to Thanksgiving related Beast Mode, also due to a massive amount of domination and disrespect throughout the land. Soon you will hear the tale of how the ninjas saved Thanksgiving, the never ending battle against the Hippies, how Guitar Hero destroyed one pirate's personal life and several other totally intense awesomeness-laden posts in what has already been nominated Most Dominant and Totally Awesome Website of 2007.

Thank you for your ongoing support. For those of you who have never visited this site, I suggest you start at the beginning. Read the earliest post and find out how 200% Awesome came to existence. Oh yes, there are many theories as to how this all took place, but in actuality there is only one. Well okay, there's pretty much two ways of how this ish went down.

Swashbuckingly yours,
Surly Blondbeard

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Who sucks more?

THIS GLOSSARY IS AWESOME

  • A
  • Awesome - everything on here is awesome, many other things are awesome, everything else sucks
  • B
  • Beast Mode - a spiritual and transcendental state of being, where you start to dominate at levels that cannot be recorded or even predicted. Things that may occur during Beast Mode include: death, destruction, total domination, logs found on top of fax machines, and much much more.
  • Blankday - when Blurnsday started to suck (and boy does it ever suck) it was renamed to Blankday. This is getting ridiculous. Anyways, it's probably going to get renamed into something equally as retarded next week. Stay tuned.
  • Blurnsday - formerly known as Tuesday, invented by Skippy and named by Archie to deny the existence of Tuesday
  • C
  • Celular - the name of our most awesome #1 fan.
  • D
  • Domination - one of the highest forms of winning
  • F
  • Final Jeopardy - when it's time not to give an answer, but ask the question...used often at 7:54pm on weeknights; sometimes closely related to laughing parties
  • H
  • Hippies - lamest form of life ever
  • L
  • Laughing party - Event that takes place when a ninja or pirate dude has an excellent, uh, sense of humor
  • N
  • Ninja- n., pl. ninja or -jas. A member of a class of 14th-century Japanese mercenary agents who were trained in the martial arts and hired for covert operations such as assassination and sabotage. They are known for their stealthiness and ability to flip out and kill people... besides that, they totally rock out hard, ripping guitar solos so sweet that it causes mass crapping of the pants. Their common enemy is the pirate.
  • T
  • Tuesday - something that sucks
  • Us...a couple of complete morons with computers. otherwise known as a terrible combination.