Thursday, November 15, 2007

Our New Game! Pick 3 Minions!

Let's say you were the CEO of a multinational organization, you are big time, I mean big pimpin' spendin' G's, you would have a right hand man, nay you would have two minions like the bad guy in Princess Bride, NAY, you would have 3 minions to do your bidding, and you would need to make sure that you had a well-rounded staff, 3 minions to really get it all done for you and your multinational corporation.

We invite all of you to play, please invite all of your friends to play, tell them to invite all of their friends to play, quite frankly everybody needs to go on this website and tell us who your 3 minions would be.

One suggestion: Get some eye candy, some brawn, some brains.












But you can set this thing up however you want...leave comments on this blog and maybe we'll set up a site in the future featuring all of the best minion collections. After all, what is a CEO of a multinational corporation, or an actor, or a rock star, a rapper, anybody who's anybody, without their entourage?

Pick 3 Minions. Pass it on.

7 comments:

Matthew Thornton said...

I'm going to have to go with Jessica Biel, Macho Man Randy Savage, and Tony Danza. That would be the most dominant team of minions in world history. I mean, Tony Danza alone is a legend in his own right. He may not seem like the most intelligent person in the world, but as he demonstrated in "Who's the Boss" the man can clean and do housework and crap like that. Plus he could be my spokesman and give speeches when I am being particularly dominant. Randy Savage will be my backup, doing the sleeper move on any enemies that suck at fighting and aren't really worth my energy. Jessica Biel, well, she's kind of just around to look good.

Anonymous said...

I will have 2 sides of "The Youk" (Kevin Youkillis) and 1 side to the Papelbon (Jonathan Papelbon). Thank you!

Giorgio said...

In case you were wondering, those are my 3. Rachel Bilson, Andre the Giant and Ben Franklin because I never said ANYTHING about them having to be alive. If there is an uproar here, I will gladly change my choices. But Ben Franklin with his innovation, Andre the Giant with his equally impressive wrestling and acting skills, and Rachel Bilson with her equally impressive...nevermind. God bless you, Rachel Bilson, if you manage to stumble upon this blog let it be known that I am highly successful in my respective fields and I would make you chicken broccoli ziti and serenade you with sweet sweet songs while we drank chianti under the moonlight. If you are not Rachel Bilson, please disregard that last statement, as that was meant solely for her.

Alright enough out of me, let me know if you demand a living entourage as opposed to my historically dominant one I have currently selected.

Anonymous said...

I would just get 3 of the Victoria Secret supermodels as my entourage. I would be like the drugload at the end of "Half-Baked" and train them to be really hardcore bitches and weapons masters and stuff.

Truth is tho, most days ppl probably wouldn't be trying to kill you, so it makes more sense to have them all be hot chicks. Ben Franklin probably smells like old farts and Andre the Giant probably smells of the cruelty of genetics and God, so you might not want that around all the time.

Matthew Thornton said...

So I take it that you aren't inclined to tame a radioactive panther and train it to be your minion? I personally have never seen a radioactive panthers, they only exist to me in legends that I hear where great warriors fight them using only a can of mace and burning tires. But if I did see one, I might just have to make it one of my minions.

Giorgio said...

All good answers.

Anonymous said...

I WIN!!

Who sucks more?

THIS GLOSSARY IS AWESOME

  • A
  • Awesome - everything on here is awesome, many other things are awesome, everything else sucks
  • B
  • Beast Mode - a spiritual and transcendental state of being, where you start to dominate at levels that cannot be recorded or even predicted. Things that may occur during Beast Mode include: death, destruction, total domination, logs found on top of fax machines, and much much more.
  • Blankday - when Blurnsday started to suck (and boy does it ever suck) it was renamed to Blankday. This is getting ridiculous. Anyways, it's probably going to get renamed into something equally as retarded next week. Stay tuned.
  • Blurnsday - formerly known as Tuesday, invented by Skippy and named by Archie to deny the existence of Tuesday
  • C
  • Celular - the name of our most awesome #1 fan.
  • D
  • Domination - one of the highest forms of winning
  • F
  • Final Jeopardy - when it's time not to give an answer, but ask the question...used often at 7:54pm on weeknights; sometimes closely related to laughing parties
  • H
  • Hippies - lamest form of life ever
  • L
  • Laughing party - Event that takes place when a ninja or pirate dude has an excellent, uh, sense of humor
  • N
  • Ninja- n., pl. ninja or -jas. A member of a class of 14th-century Japanese mercenary agents who were trained in the martial arts and hired for covert operations such as assassination and sabotage. They are known for their stealthiness and ability to flip out and kill people... besides that, they totally rock out hard, ripping guitar solos so sweet that it causes mass crapping of the pants. Their common enemy is the pirate.
  • T
  • Tuesday - something that sucks
  • Us...a couple of complete morons with computers. otherwise known as a terrible combination.