200% Awesome: Chuck Norris Rules

Monday, July 13, 2009

Chuck Norris Rules

Chuck Norris is so awesome. For those of you that follow 200% on Twitter, you may know that everybody was saying wicked awesome stuff about Chuck Norris. All day long I was thinking about cool stuff that Chuck Norris could do. Imagine if Chuck Norris was in the White House, he would be dominating. Imagine if Chuck Norris was in outer space, he would be punching aliens in the face and probably getting it on with female aliens causing their stomachs to explode with mini Chuck Norris things coming out of them. Then I thought about Chuck Norris in the UFC, oh man could you imagine if he put you in a sleeper hold and

2 comments:

Giorgio said...: Holy sh*t I was writing this blog entry and BAM it was the next morning. One can only assume that Chuck Norris sensed me writing about him and; July 15, 2009 at 5:05 PM
Giorgio said...: Okay Chuck Norris stop attacking me in the middle of my blogging this is getting ridi; July 17, 2009 at 5:29 PM

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THIS GLOSSARY IS AWESOME

A
Awesome - everything on here is awesome, many other things are awesome, everything else sucks
B
Beast Mode - a spiritual and transcendental state of being, where you start to dominate at levels that cannot be recorded or even predicted. Things that may occur during Beast Mode include: death, destruction, total domination, logs found on top of fax machines, and much much more.
Blankday - when Blurnsday started to suck (and boy does it ever suck) it was renamed to Blankday. This is getting ridiculous. Anyways, it's probably going to get renamed into something equally as retarded next week. Stay tuned.
Blurnsday - formerly known as Tuesday, invented by Skippy and named by Archie to deny the existence of Tuesday
C
Celular - the name of our most awesome #1 fan.
D
Domination - one of the highest forms of winning
F
Final Jeopardy - when it's time not to give an answer, but ask the question...used often at 7:54pm on weeknights; sometimes closely related to laughing parties
H
Hippies - lamest form of life ever
L
Laughing party - Event that takes place when a ninja or pirate dude has an excellent, uh, sense of humor
N
Ninja- n., pl. ninja or -jas. A member of a class of 14th-century Japanese mercenary agents who were trained in the martial arts and hired for covert operations such as assassination and sabotage. They are known for their stealthiness and ability to flip out and kill people... besides that, they totally rock out hard, ripping guitar solos so sweet that it causes mass crapping of the pants. Their common enemy is the pirate.
T
Tuesday - something that sucks
Us...a couple of complete morons with computers. otherwise known as a terrible combination.