8:00am. Alarm blares in my face. Shower. Change clothes. And go.
9:00am. Arrive at work. Re-acquaint self with the domination station. Fiercely prepare for the most dominant and beastmodical work day of all time. Mental gymnastics. Calisthenics. Check email.
9:57am. Senior citizens in building space below us begin pumping Eastern European techno tracks through their subwoofers.
9:58am. The sound of old people clogs stomping on parkay type dance floor resonates upward into my cubicle.
This has been my day so far. "Happy Monday".
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Who sucks more?
THIS GLOSSARY IS AWESOME
- A
- Awesome - everything on here is awesome, many other things are awesome, everything else sucks
- B
- Beast Mode - a spiritual and transcendental state of being, where you start to dominate at levels that cannot be recorded or even predicted. Things that may occur during Beast Mode include: death, destruction, total domination, logs found on top of fax machines, and much much more.
- Blankday - when Blurnsday started to suck (and boy does it ever suck) it was renamed to Blankday. This is getting ridiculous. Anyways, it's probably going to get renamed into something equally as retarded next week. Stay tuned.
- Blurnsday - formerly known as Tuesday, invented by Skippy and named by Archie to deny the existence of Tuesday
- C
- Celular - the name of our most awesome #1 fan.
- D
- Domination - one of the highest forms of winning
- F
- Final Jeopardy - when it's time not to give an answer, but ask the question...used often at 7:54pm on weeknights; sometimes closely related to laughing parties
- H
- Hippies - lamest form of life ever
- L
- Laughing party - Event that takes place when a ninja or pirate dude has an excellent, uh, sense of humor
- N
- Ninja- n., pl. ninja or -jas. A member of a class of 14th-century Japanese mercenary agents who were trained in the martial arts and hired for covert operations such as assassination and sabotage. They are known for their stealthiness and ability to flip out and kill people... besides that, they totally rock out hard, ripping guitar solos so sweet that it causes mass crapping of the pants. Their common enemy is the pirate.
- T
- Tuesday - something that sucks
- Us...a couple of complete morons with computers. otherwise known as a terrible combination.
8 comments:
Interesting bit of information there... you woke up at 8:00 to be at work at what time? What a pirate you are...
On that day I woke up at 8 to be in at 9. One day! Usually I wake up much later, like 8:54.
really? You could have fooled me... you usually look so clean and refreshed, like you got up early and took HOURS to get ready...
Uh Skip, what's happening. I just wanted to apologize for not having a wife to dress me in the morning yet, I'm working on it.
Also, should probably invest in alarm clocks, and while I'm at it, deodorant.
um, wives do a lot more than that. they also bathe you and feed you too. it's pretty sweet. I get treated pretty much like the special needs person I am. Judging by your appearance, you should get the same sort of treatment my friend.
In my defense, some of my disheveled appearance can be attributed to laughing parties, unlike yourself. I think the Sentra Turbo deserves a "special" license plate. I think the Blackhawk also deserves this. The Blackhawk also deserves to be pushed into a river.
I think it goes without saying that both vehicles need to be pimped out hard core. You can pimp yours out for ultimate laughing part potential with cuban chicks... mine can be the ultimate killing machine with spikes and stuff all over it so I can act like a complete maniac on the road and look like a complete fool, but I would be a fool capable of awesome deadly force... I'm what they call... mentally retarded.
Perfect MCA response there...
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