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Thursday, November 8, 2007
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Who sucks more?
THIS GLOSSARY IS AWESOME
- A
- Awesome - everything on here is awesome, many other things are awesome, everything else sucks
- B
- Beast Mode - a spiritual and transcendental state of being, where you start to dominate at levels that cannot be recorded or even predicted. Things that may occur during Beast Mode include: death, destruction, total domination, logs found on top of fax machines, and much much more.
- Blankday - when Blurnsday started to suck (and boy does it ever suck) it was renamed to Blankday. This is getting ridiculous. Anyways, it's probably going to get renamed into something equally as retarded next week. Stay tuned.
- Blurnsday - formerly known as Tuesday, invented by Skippy and named by Archie to deny the existence of Tuesday
- C
- Celular - the name of our most awesome #1 fan.
- D
- Domination - one of the highest forms of winning
- F
- Final Jeopardy - when it's time not to give an answer, but ask the question...used often at 7:54pm on weeknights; sometimes closely related to laughing parties
- H
- Hippies - lamest form of life ever
- L
- Laughing party - Event that takes place when a ninja or pirate dude has an excellent, uh, sense of humor
- N
- Ninja- n., pl. ninja or -jas. A member of a class of 14th-century Japanese mercenary agents who were trained in the martial arts and hired for covert operations such as assassination and sabotage. They are known for their stealthiness and ability to flip out and kill people... besides that, they totally rock out hard, ripping guitar solos so sweet that it causes mass crapping of the pants. Their common enemy is the pirate.
- T
- Tuesday - something that sucks
- Us...a couple of complete morons with computers. otherwise known as a terrible combination.
26 comments:
AMEN, my Awesome Writers!
It looks like a retarded kid took a crap on this website.
Wow, holy crap, you guys should be fired from your jobs and exiled from society. It is obvious that you are all virgins and you have wasted your life. You suck.
This reminds me of this mentally challenged kid I used to babysit in Hopedale, what a bunch of crap
this is the worst site I've ever seen. I just took a crap, and it was WAY cooler than anything on this site.
I am on my cell phone right now talking to my wife and I'm also on my laptop while taking a crap, and I can safely say that all the people who wrote comments on this thing sucks, also I suck, and most of all, you guys all suck. Alright I'm done, I gotta get back to work suckers.
I'm in a New York Public Phone Booth on my Laptop, and this is way more cooler then this piece of crap Blog Site
Also, I'm in a second phone booth because I have to pee!
Hey, I'm at an internet cafe right now, I think I just saw that dude on his laptop peeing in that phone booth, that guy sucks...also, this website sucks, the pictures look like some 4 year old drew them
Wow... that anonymous person is pissed!
THIS WEBSITE IS LOOKING RATHER TOIT TODAY!!!
TOIT LIKE A TOIGER!
I'm with Eric, Jenna and Thomas. We're discussing your genius.
Well, it's nice that we got at least ONE compliment. I think that I will have to drink like 12 diet mountain dews and roundhouse kick whoever wrote about us being retarded, that is if I don't die of cancer first.
Don't forget impotence buddy
dammit, I forgot about that.
Beast mode does not come without consequences my friend...
I'm pretty sure you can't be in beast mode ever if you are impotent...so lay off the Diet Dews homeslice...Diet Dr Pepper is fair game
Can I be in beast mode?
that depends Amanda, do you have any diet Mountain Dews? And subsequently, are you ready to dominate? If you answer "yes" to both questions, you are on your way to beast mode.
Beast Mode is a complicated thing, a blog will be written shortly to provide an in-depth description of what Beast Mode is truly about. Stay tuned, faithful readers.
i like the soda can but it made my brain feel funny
eww diet mountain dew is for gross people. but i do like to dominate. maybe girls just have a different sort of activating liquid. like orange juice. or water. or just being alive.
p.s. i almost said "beast mode" at work today, and i don't even work with you, so that isn't cool. go away, beast mode.
I'm not really sure what activates Beast Mode for girls. I kind of found out about the diet Mountain Dew on accident one day when I was pounding a 6 pack of them, and suddenly I started to dominate.
Oh, and Beast Mode doesn't always just go away. Sometimes it comes when you least expect it, like the Incredible Hulk when he starts to turn green and destroy stuff.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm always in beast mode. Like every second of the day. I dominate at all times.
That sounds pretty intense.
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