Friday, November 2, 2007

Merchandising

So we've begun to realize that 200% Awesome is sweeping the nation. After the Blogger website took flight, we have settled into Facebook due to the erection of a group by the fans, for the fans, of 200% Awesome. This Facebook group is the greatest erection that has ever been erected. Shortly after that, 200% Awesome became a multimedia giant by showing the Internet world the power of music videos, photos and rumors became spread that 200% Awesome would soon be producing original music and videos. All the fans wait in anticipation for these soon to be erected productions. 200% Awesome, like any other business, needs to seize the moment and create merchandise for the fans, because let's face it: people love merchandise.

We at 200% Awesome need your help deciding what types of products that the world needs. Does the world need T-shirts? Perhaps some stickers would be nifty. Before we produce the DVD and the interactive 200% Awesome video game, we need to get some more funds. Here are some ideas for T-shirts, stickers, underwear and everything else we can market to you fine individuals:




I don't know what other logos we will have besides the Awesometer, and this thing that "Ninja Master" has been drawing for like 45 minutes at his desk, something to do with a dude spraying mace in the eyes of a radioactive panther...I like it, maybe Ninja Master will post the "artwork". Alright cats, thanks for reading, leave some comments and we'll have lots more crazy stuff coming at you in no time flat.

Winningly yours,
200% Awesome
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Who sucks more?

THIS GLOSSARY IS AWESOME

  • A
  • Awesome - everything on here is awesome, many other things are awesome, everything else sucks
  • B
  • Beast Mode - a spiritual and transcendental state of being, where you start to dominate at levels that cannot be recorded or even predicted. Things that may occur during Beast Mode include: death, destruction, total domination, logs found on top of fax machines, and much much more.
  • Blankday - when Blurnsday started to suck (and boy does it ever suck) it was renamed to Blankday. This is getting ridiculous. Anyways, it's probably going to get renamed into something equally as retarded next week. Stay tuned.
  • Blurnsday - formerly known as Tuesday, invented by Skippy and named by Archie to deny the existence of Tuesday
  • C
  • Celular - the name of our most awesome #1 fan.
  • D
  • Domination - one of the highest forms of winning
  • F
  • Final Jeopardy - when it's time not to give an answer, but ask the question...used often at 7:54pm on weeknights; sometimes closely related to laughing parties
  • H
  • Hippies - lamest form of life ever
  • L
  • Laughing party - Event that takes place when a ninja or pirate dude has an excellent, uh, sense of humor
  • N
  • Ninja- n., pl. ninja or -jas. A member of a class of 14th-century Japanese mercenary agents who were trained in the martial arts and hired for covert operations such as assassination and sabotage. They are known for their stealthiness and ability to flip out and kill people... besides that, they totally rock out hard, ripping guitar solos so sweet that it causes mass crapping of the pants. Their common enemy is the pirate.
  • T
  • Tuesday - something that sucks
  • Us...a couple of complete morons with computers. otherwise known as a terrible combination.