Our New Game! Pick 3 Minions!

Let's say you were the CEO of a multinational organization, you are big time, I mean big pimpin' spendin' G's, you would have a right hand man, nay you would have two minions like the bad guy in Princess Bride, NAY, you would have 3 minions to do your bidding, and you would need to make sure that you had a well-rounded staff, 3 minions to really get it all done for you and your multinational corporation.

We invite all of you to play, please invite all of your friends to play, tell them to invite all of their friends to play, quite frankly everybody needs to go on this website and tell us who your 3 minions would be.

One suggestion: Get some eye candy, some brawn, some brains.












But you can set this thing up however you want...leave comments on this blog and maybe we'll set up a site in the future featuring all of the best minion collections. After all, what is a CEO of a multinational corporation, or an actor, or a rock star, a rapper, anybody who's anybody, without their entourage?

Pick 3 Minions. Pass it on.

Surly Pirate Doing a Jig

My crazy pirate friend is working on an excellent article pertaining to Beast Mode (which I am awaiting with anticipation) but in the mean time, I thought it would be appropriate to post a picture of a surly pirate doing a jig in New York City next to a homeless saxaphone player. I can't think of a more suitable picture that fully encompasses everything about Pirates, and the art of Piracy. Enjoy.

New Pictures

Please note that we have added some awesome new multimedia on this site. Be advised that we used state of the art technology and techniques, as well as loads of time to create these masterpieces. They are awesome. And they show how we view the world, which is to say, it's like looking through the eyes of a mentally unstable person.

So please enjoy, and feel free to comment. We cherish compliments, insults, and requests. Our aim is to give the people what they want, and the people want awesome stuff. That's what we provide.

AWESOME idea

Ok, so this idea of merchandising is excellent. I nominate myself to contribute some artwork to this cause. I don't want to pat myself on the back or anything, but I would say my artistic skills are stellar. Check out this masterpiece entitled "Eric vs. the Radioactive Panther" (and it didn't take me 45 minutes, it took me like 30, most of which was spent doing the detail of the flame on the burning tire).

Merchandising

So we've begun to realize that 200% Awesome is sweeping the nation. After the Blogger website took flight, we have settled into Facebook due to the erection of a group by the fans, for the fans, of 200% Awesome. This Facebook group is the greatest erection that has ever been erected. Shortly after that, 200% Awesome became a multimedia giant by showing the Internet world the power of music videos, photos and rumors became spread that 200% Awesome would soon be producing original music and videos. All the fans wait in anticipation for these soon to be erected productions. 200% Awesome, like any other business, needs to seize the moment and create merchandise for the fans, because let's face it: people love merchandise.

We at 200% Awesome need your help deciding what types of products that the world needs. Does the world need T-shirts? Perhaps some stickers would be nifty. Before we produce the DVD and the interactive 200% Awesome video game, we need to get some more funds. Here are some ideas for T-shirts, stickers, underwear and everything else we can market to you fine individuals:




I don't know what other logos we will have besides the Awesometer, and this thing that "Ninja Master" has been drawing for like 45 minutes at his desk, something to do with a dude spraying mace in the eyes of a radioactive panther...I like it, maybe Ninja Master will post the "artwork". Alright cats, thanks for reading, leave some comments and we'll have lots more crazy stuff coming at you in no time flat.

Winningly yours,
200% Awesome