EPISODE I: THE PHANTOM TORTILLAS
In the winter of 2007, there was a land of great prosperity, a place where millions of dollars were made and the freshest coffee of all the land flowed like wine from magical mountains. There was a place where one could retreat from the hustle and bustle of everyday life and refresh their bodies, reflect with their minds and rejuvenate their souls.
Sure, this was just an office break room but to some individuals it was so much more. This was a place where a man could construct a breakfast out of the previously described nectar of the coffee gods along side a hearty wheat based salty meal product which the natives called "pretzel rods". Fascinating stuff. This was a place where men and women discussed their well made plans for the weekends, a location where people brought together the elements of water, fire and the microwave to heat up their lunches and feast upon the bounty of Lean Cuisines and Hot Pockets. A place like this was truly sacred.
All was well, all was merry, everyday was a holiday...until one day...fate placed its hand upon the most sacred of artifacts to be found in this treasure cove: the vending machine.
WILL THEY EVER REMOVE THE DORITOS FROM THE VENDING MACHINE? WILL EVERYONE DRINK SO MUCH COFFEE THAT THEY GO COMPLETELY CRAZY? WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH EATING PRETZEL RODS FOR BREAKFAST?
STAY TUNED FOR EPISODE 2 OF: THE HUNT FOR RED BAG OF DORITOS
4 comments:
we MUST obtain the red bag of doritos! I don't care how much it costs, I must have that bag.
I love this prologue. Can't wait for MORE.
P.S. I hate that Blogger changed it commenting platform. So NOT awesome.
I gasped when I saw that bag of dorritos in limbo. Tragic.
So...I heard the bag of Doritos was released to the outside world. Did they taste good after they had expired?
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