Take a good long look, ninjas.
(As described by the good people at dunkindonuts.com)
"Sweet maple and real cheddar cheese.Made with scrambled egg, maple sausage and cheddar cheese served on a freshly baked croissant - this breakfast sandwich provides a surprisingly sweet flavor combination. But hurry - Maple Cheddar is around for a limited time only!"
Correction: NOT AVAILABLE. YOU CANNOT PURCHASE THIS SANDWICH. THEREFORE BY THE TRANSITIVE PROPERTY YOU MAY NOT EAT THIS SCRUMPTIOUS EGG SANDWICH. I KNOW AT LEAST 2 NINJAS THAT WOULD DO A TRIPLE FLIP DROP KICK TO BILL GATES IF HE COULD SOMEHOW BUY THIS SANDWICH. NO COMBINATION OF GOLD, BABES AND NINJA ATTACKS WILL EVER BRING THIS SANDWICH BACK. IT HAS STOLEN YOUR HEART AND SOUL. THE MAPLE CHEDDAR BREAKFAST SANDWICH WAS THE GREATEST INVENTION EVER CREATED BY PIRATES BECAUSE IT BRINGS THE NINJAS FIRST MELTY CHEESY MAPLEY GOODNESS AND LEAVES THEM WITH SADNESS AND PAIN. LOOK AT THE PICTURE, YOU WILL NEVER EAT ONE AGAIN.
This post was created solely to make ninjas hungry and sad.
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Well. Due to this post, pirates have officially forfeited their rights to recepit of an egg sandwich in the future.
Pirates - 1
Ninjas - crying in the corner
The author of this ridiculous post failed to mention the real reason why the maple cheddar breakfast sandwich is no longer offered by Dunkin Donuts. Once ninjas everywhere started to eat this delicious sandwich, they realized that it gave them the ability to do incredible ninja moves and make them invincible. It's kind of like getting the star in super mario brothers on nintendo. Anyways, once pirates realized this, they would have no part in it. Since the National Pirate Accociation of North America (NPNA) owns a 51% share in Dunkin, they abruptly pulled the sandwich from their menu, even though they were recording record sales and crime in the US was at an all time low (wonder why). Stupid Pirates.
Touche
Also pirates shouldnt be so hasty towards their chritable donation of egg sandwich recieved via Ninjas. Smelly pirates that live in cardboard boxes should be thankful when offered said sandwich. Not angry that someone thought of them.
Rule #1 about Pirates: They are never grateful for anything.... ever. This is one of the many reasons why ninjas despise pirates so much.
Give a pirate an egg sandwich and you feed them for a day. Teach them how to make the sandwich and...well it's pretty much impossible to teach a pirate anything other than looting so, nevermind.
Quick reminder: A pirate invented this sandwich. Who else would make a sausage egg and cheese and accidentally get a whole bunch of maple syrup all over it?
The pirate genius who invented this sandwich was probably still drunk from the night before when he made it for breakfast.
This pirate's name? Why, Surly Blondbeard, of course. He may not remember inventing this sandwich, doesn't make it any less delicious.
Who cares about all that crap.. looking at the picture is making me pretty hungry. :)
Hahaha
Where's the new material?
you should eat a mcgriddle sandwich from mcdonalds. it makes me happy and i'm a ninja.
Wilma did not say she likes McGriddles... Either...
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