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Thursday, November 10, 2011
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Friday, May 14, 2010
Press Conference
BELAIR, California
My fellow Belairians, I would just like to briefly announce my full on retirement from Belairing. Many people have heard my story of how I became the prince of this town. One person even heard about the chilling tale that took place while I was shooting b-ball outside of my school. Those two guys were apprehended, however, I still feel uncomfortable in West Philadelphia. Which, as you know, is where I was born and raised.
As I sit on my throne, I regret only one thing. That my license plate does not say "FRESH". Which is why I would like to announce that I will only be travelling by cab from now on. I would like to formally apologize to the cabby for those harsh words I said to him that fateful afternoon, when I told him I would smell him later. Good sir, I would like to smell you for as long as I live in Belair.
In conclusion, I thank all of those who heard my story, you guys all got belaired pretty bad. And special thanks for Sam, because without his belairing, I would have never been where I am today.
On behalf of everyone in my kingdom, especially King Uncle Phil, and the Jeffs...DJ and Geoffrey...hell, even Carlton...thank you, and God bless Belair.
-Matt the Pirate, Fresh Prince of Belair
My fellow Belairians, I would just like to briefly announce my full on retirement from Belairing. Many people have heard my story of how I became the prince of this town. One person even heard about the chilling tale that took place while I was shooting b-ball outside of my school. Those two guys were apprehended, however, I still feel uncomfortable in West Philadelphia. Which, as you know, is where I was born and raised.
As I sit on my throne, I regret only one thing. That my license plate does not say "FRESH". Which is why I would like to announce that I will only be travelling by cab from now on. I would like to formally apologize to the cabby for those harsh words I said to him that fateful afternoon, when I told him I would smell him later. Good sir, I would like to smell you for as long as I live in Belair.
In conclusion, I thank all of those who heard my story, you guys all got belaired pretty bad. And special thanks for Sam, because without his belairing, I would have never been where I am today.
On behalf of everyone in my kingdom, especially King Uncle Phil, and the Jeffs...DJ and Geoffrey...hell, even Carlton...thank you, and God bless Belair.
-Matt the Pirate, Fresh Prince of Belair
Best Belair So Far
Now I told this person yesterday that I had a story to tell. The person remembered, asked me about it, and then got the baddest belairing I've dished out to date:
M: hahaha
what was your story yesterday?
i wasn't really at my desk all afternoon
me: did C tell you about it, i told her
M: no
me: well let me tell you the story about yesterday
M: ok
me: my life literally got flipped
turned upside down
Sent at 11:19 AM on Friday
M: what happened?
Sent at 11:22 AM on Friday
me: id like to take a minute, sit right there
M: ok
me: I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Belair
Sent at 11:27 AM on Friday
M: HAHAHA
me: You just got belaired
Sent at 11:30 AM on Friday
M: hahahahahahha
me: How does it feel
M's new status message - Matt: You just got belaired 11:32 AM
M: hahaha
what was your story yesterday?
i wasn't really at my desk all afternoon
me: did C tell you about it, i told her
M: no
me: well let me tell you the story about yesterday
M: ok
me: my life literally got flipped
turned upside down
Sent at 11:19 AM on Friday
M: what happened?
Sent at 11:22 AM on Friday
me: id like to take a minute, sit right there
M: ok
me: I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Belair
Sent at 11:27 AM on Friday
M: HAHAHA
me: You just got belaired
Sent at 11:30 AM on Friday
M: hahahahahahha
me: How does it feel
M's new status message - Matt: You just got belaired 11:32 AM
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Came out of retirement to Belair again
me: I never told you my story
k: haha
woops
me: its ok
it was pretty bad though
k: haha
what with childrens
were they like eh, we already have all this stuff
me: yeah it got all flipped turned upside down
k: haha huh?
me: you might want to sit down
k: haha
oo i am
me: and i
will tell you
how i became the prince of a town called BELAIR
k: haha shut up
me: OH you got BELAIRED
k: just tell me the darn story
k: haha
woops
me: its ok
it was pretty bad though
k: haha
what with childrens
were they like eh, we already have all this stuff
me: yeah it got all flipped turned upside down
k: haha huh?
me: you might want to sit down
k: haha
oo i am
me: and i
will tell you
how i became the prince of a town called BELAIR
k: haha shut up
me: OH you got BELAIRED
k: just tell me the darn story
Belaired 5
me: Ok this day has been crazy - I have a story for you
Sent at 1:52 PM on Thursday
T: okay
me: My life got flipped turned upside down
Sent at 1:54 PM on Thursday
T: why?
Sent at 1:57 PM on Thursday
me: Let me take a minute to explain, sit right there
T: haha okay
Sent at 2:00 PM on Thursday
me: I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Belair
Sent at 2:01 PM on Thursday
T: you kidding
me: lol yeah. you just got Belaired
T: hahaha what?
your weird
me: You thought I was telling a story, but the whole time I was just saying the theme song to Fresh Prince
Sent at 2:07 PM on Thursday
me: so you kinda fell for it, which means you got "belaired"
T: haha great
next time i will be ready for it though
Sent at 1:52 PM on Thursday
T: okay
me: My life got flipped turned upside down
Sent at 1:54 PM on Thursday
T: why?
Sent at 1:57 PM on Thursday
me: Let me take a minute to explain, sit right there
T: haha okay
Sent at 2:00 PM on Thursday
me: I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Belair
Sent at 2:01 PM on Thursday
T: you kidding
me: lol yeah. you just got Belaired
T: hahaha what?
your weird
me: You thought I was telling a story, but the whole time I was just saying the theme song to Fresh Prince
Sent at 2:07 PM on Thursday
me: so you kinda fell for it, which means you got "belaired"
T: haha great
next time i will be ready for it though
Belaired IV
So I haven't talked to this girl in a while, great conversation starter apparently...
me: Ok this day has been crazy - I have a story for you
Sent at 1:52 PM on Thursday
x: can you hang on a sec?
i'll be back in a few.
me: k
Sent at 1:55 PM on Thursday
x: so what's up?
me: Well my life got flipped turned upside down today
x: and you weren't shooting b-ball outside the school?
me: not at this point no
but eventually that did happen
x: okay...continue.
me: oh no its no big deal
i was just going to tell you how i became the prince of a TOWN CALLED BELAIR
x: so that's the story?
me: yeah
you just got belaired
x: haha. okay then.
me: so.....hey how are ya?
me: Ok this day has been crazy - I have a story for you
Sent at 1:52 PM on Thursday
x: can you hang on a sec?
i'll be back in a few.
me: k
Sent at 1:55 PM on Thursday
x: so what's up?
me: Well my life got flipped turned upside down today
x: and you weren't shooting b-ball outside the school?
me: not at this point no
but eventually that did happen
x: okay...continue.
me: oh no its no big deal
i was just going to tell you how i became the prince of a TOWN CALLED BELAIR
x: so that's the story?
me: yeah
you just got belaired
x: haha. okay then.
me: so.....hey how are ya?
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