STAR TREK AWESOME

Check it. Lego's and Star Trek are awesome. Therefore it belongs on this site. Also, we have decided that we now pretty much own the internet, as well as Earth. We are now venturing for dominion of outer space from the grasp of the evil hippies and rednecks out there. Thus we are trying to raise money through this awesome site to build a "Star Ship" on a 5 year "Star Trek". I'll keep you posted.

I love how original this site is.

This site....

Is the LAMEST site of all time.

FAIL.

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So one day two cannibals were eating a clown. One of them asked the other "Hey does this taste funny to you?".
This is funny, because I say it's funny. To those of you who didn't laugh, I promise I will hunt you down and wait until you are in a dark alleyway and do a flying dropkick to your skull then tie you up and make you watch Kurt Cameron movies all day long until you bleed in the ears.

Have a nice day.
NM

Episode I

6:51pm:

Woman: [CENSORED], can I help you?
Surly: Yes I'm looking for the man in charge of [CENSORED] please.
Woman: Is there anyone in particular you're looking for?
Surly: (trying not to laugh) Well, I'm calling from [CENSORED], you know, the [CENSORED]?
Woman: Oh of course, let me transfer you to Scott Harrison.

...to be continued...

The Most Awesome Online Conversation Ever

Ninja: yo
Pirate: yo
Ninja: whats goin on?
Pirate: not too much...how about you?
Ninja: another day at work
Ninja has signed out. (1/14/2009 9:03 AM)

Ah Ninja...keeping it brief and then vanishing without a trace...

IT is awesome.

What is it? It's actually IT. Which stands for the two coolest things on earth (in the opinion of Napoleon Dynamite, Ninja Master and a bunch of other nerdalingers). Information. Technology. If I got this wrong, stop reading. If I got it right, prepare for hyperspeed because we're about to dig deep into some of the most righteous futuristic really cool stuff plus there's babes like that chick from Heavy Metal in there.

Alright...ready? HYPERSPEEEEEEEED

I work for the coolest company ever and I according to the Chief Master Warlord of Information Technology am the Bread Winner. This is correct. As shown by my fine collection of shirts and trophies and gold and babes. Soon I will have a pirate ship on wheels, also known as a Jeep Cherokee.

Other IT allstars include The Terminator and Joel. The Terminators name is not The Terminator but he sounds like him sometimes. How are ya? Sounds like Who are you? Also, I was telling him how awesome it was to close that big account in Chicago and he kept telling me to sh*t the fuck up and he asked me who my father was and what his profession was.

Joel is not named Joel but he looks like Joel would if Joel lived somewhere other than Joel's old town or Joel's new town. Joel is awesome, he hasn't worked here long but he looks like Joel. I'm gonna teach him to say stuff like Aww Yeah Dude.

Me: Joel whatssss happening
Joel: My name is (censored)
Me: Aww yeah dude!
Joel: Aww yeah dude? Are you retarded sir?
Me: Sweet you totally said aww yeah dude.

END OF STORY.
JOELLLLLL RETURN TO 200% AWESOME PLEEEASEEEEE