The handsome and awesome dudes that make up the nastiest 2 man faction of ninja and pirate have been challenged to our first DEATH FIGHT. This is frickin ridiculous because everybody in the planet and galaxy knows that no one can stop a ninja and a pirate teamed up. In fact, ninjas and pirates teaming up is deep down the wishes of Chuck Norris and Jesus. Which is why I need you guys to all believe me when I say, we are going to blow up so many more ice cream trucks with our roundhouse kicks, seriously get down with and F so many more mermaids, climb up to mountains of pure energy and then when we plug our guitars into those mountains we turn them into amps which after rocking out solos makes highly intense sound waves that travel through the world including Texas and Cuba to make all the underwear fall off the ladies except for the old ones it makes theirs stay on forever.
So please follow us on Twitter, we are named "200percent" there and follow the "hash tag" of #deathfight. I am so sure that hippies will follow anything called a hash tag, so see you smelly clowns there too. Blondbeard out! LETS GET IT ON!!
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
List of the 26 most awesome things
Check it. This is a list of the 26 most awesome things of all time, on the planet. If you care to argue with me about it, you're wrong. You also suck. And you might be expecting a roundhouse kick to the dome shortly, accompanied by a log laid on either your fax machine or car.... or both. Anyways, here is the list.
1. This site
2. Ninjas
3. Not being a Pirate, Hippie or Redneck
4. Diet Mountain Dew
5. Chrysler LeBaron's
6. Domination
7. Extra large slurpies from 711
8. Dome crushing roundhouse kicks
9. Flipping out and killing stuff
10. Wombats
11. Chuck Norris
12. Sick 3 hour long guitar solo's
13. Watching Brett Favre get sacked and in the process losing control of his bowels.
14. Keystone Light
15. Disappearing in mid air
16. Knives
17. Throwing stars
18. Katana Blades
19. Smoke Bombs
20. Underground death match cage fights
21. Flips and summersaults
22. Flipping out and killing stuff
23. The smash hit "Rock Steady" by the Whispers (gets me into such a raging dominance)
24. Jessica Biel
25. BEAST MODE
26. The last two combined
Next, we will visit the 26 things that..... SUCK. Stay tuned.
-NM
1. This site
2. Ninjas
3. Not being a Pirate, Hippie or Redneck
4. Diet Mountain Dew
5. Chrysler LeBaron's
6. Domination
7. Extra large slurpies from 711
8. Dome crushing roundhouse kicks
9. Flipping out and killing stuff
10. Wombats
11. Chuck Norris
12. Sick 3 hour long guitar solo's
13. Watching Brett Favre get sacked and in the process losing control of his bowels.
14. Keystone Light
15. Disappearing in mid air
16. Knives
17. Throwing stars
18. Katana Blades
19. Smoke Bombs
20. Underground death match cage fights
21. Flips and summersaults
22. Flipping out and killing stuff
23. The smash hit "Rock Steady" by the Whispers (gets me into such a raging dominance)
24. Jessica Biel
25. BEAST MODE
26. The last two combined
Next, we will visit the 26 things that..... SUCK. Stay tuned.
-NM
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Not For Sale
Note to investors:
Although we have been valued at $39 for the Twitter and an estimated $720,000 for the intellectually challenged property on this blog, we are not currently for sale.
If you are bummed out by this, we will review any offer, however it should be understood that the minimum you bid should be $720,039. All realistic offers will be entertained if you wish to acquire all or some of this enterprise.
Cordially,
200%
Although we have been valued at $39 for the Twitter and an estimated $720,000 for the intellectually challenged property on this blog, we are not currently for sale.
If you are bummed out by this, we will review any offer, however it should be understood that the minimum you bid should be $720,039. All realistic offers will be entertained if you wish to acquire all or some of this enterprise.
Cordially,
200%
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